I have a dream!
That wine should be free
ly packaged and sent online.

I have a dream!
That I too will be famous,
With the grandeur of a swine.

Seven million dollar pivot later,
See me with founders and metoo-debaters,
Meet me for luncheons
At venture capital masturbators.

Tak-tak-twak!

1 paragraph deep, push enter,
Your writing is wack, hiatus,
what the fuck is that, just
Hateus hateus hateus.

I don’t get poetry, I’m not really to judge
But I lack that je ne sais quoi*
Like passion man!

* Unfortunately, your submission isn't quite right for us. Thank you very much, though, for sending work our way - and thank you for your interest in [INSERT] magazine.